Pancakes Press Issue No. 3
Greetings, humans of Earth, it is I, Darth Pancakes!
October was quite the debut month for my glorious self. The Hurricane Wars was released in the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, the Philippines, and as of November 1st it has also made landfall in Australia. It is an Amazon Editor’s Pick, a Barnes & Noble and Indigo Best Book of the Year, and a USA Today, Indie List, UK Sunday Times, and New York Times bestseller!!!
I thank you all for your support, and I avow that my secretary and I are hard at work on Book Two.
Speaking of Thea Guanzon, she will represent me on tour in the UK this November. On November 8th, she will be in conversation with Hannah Kaner (Godkiller) at Waterstones Sauchiehall in Glasgow. On November 9th, she will be in conversation with Jennifer Hayashi Danns (The Mu Chronicles) at Waterstones Liverpool. On November 11th at 4:00 PM, she will be a guest speaker on The Hating Game panel at the Young Adult Literature Convention at Olympia London. Finally, on November 13th, Thea will be in conversation with Saara El-Arifi (The Final Strife) at Waterstones Cardiff. All events have book signings to follow. She has art prints and stickers for you, and you may ask her for a stamp of my glorious paw print as well.
Then she is off to Singapore to be a guest speaker at the Singapore Writers Festival! On November 18th at 4:00 PM, she will discuss breaking into the literary scene and shaping Southeast Asian writing at the New Kids On the Bloc panel. On November 19th at 3:00 PM, she will talk about how otherworldly chaos can redefine our idea of romance at the It’s An Interdimensional Love Story, Baby, Just Say Yes panel. The latter event requires a Festival Pass.
As for myself, I shall be ensconced in the lap of luxury at a cat hotel while I plot her demise. But I will be with you all in spirit, the loathing in my glare embedded into the very recesses of your soul.
Lastly, it is my purrleasure to announce that we have officially licensed merch for The Hurricane Wars! Bluelyboo has created a stunning dust jacket for the UK edition that will also feature amazing sprayed edges by PerfectlyEdged.
The sheer beauty! The magnificence! You may preorder here.
Until next time, my dearest subjects. Remember, I am always watching.
SIGNED,
DARTH PANCAKES










So so proud of you! I got the book preordered from Amazon, but am out of town at present. Can't wait to get my hands on it. Also, (( know you're full up at the moment) was hoping that Rey and Kylo would get their story wrapped up over on AO3? Here's hoping. At any rate, congrats, dear heart. So wonderful to see you doing your thing.